France: Not Gross

Great news: the nine hours of jet lag have finally subsided! We fell asleep at midnight last night and woke up at 8am. Now that that’s out of the way, we can devote 100% of our energy to the real reasons we’re here: eating food and looking at old stuff.

Yesterday, in an effort to appease Cat and her never-ending quest to not cook and eat every meal at home, we went on a little stroll downtown Toulouse and had lunch outside the marché de Carmes.

Lunch at Marché de Carmes with wine.

Of course we’re having wine with lunch.

On the food front, ingredients here are better. Of course the wine and cheese are cheap, plentiful, and delicious – that’s to be expected. The thing is, everything here tastes better! Soft boiled eggs are eggier. Butter is unpasteurized and delicious. Much like their human counterparts, French chickens are about half the size of American chickens and obviously spend more time outside.

Chicken roasting in a moulinex rotisserie.

I believe this rotisserie belonged to my grandmother.

There’s nothing like the sound of this rotisserie clicking away as it slowly turns, and the smell of the chicken roasting, to bring me back to my childhood. Thanks, Mom, for this most excellent Proustian trigger that puts madeleines and tea to shame! French chickens are a fair bit tougher and less fatty than the caged soulless chickens we’re unfortunately used to, so I brined this one for a day and stuffed it with shallots and a lemon before roasting. It was awesome.

This post is my first effort to make this blog about something other than jokes. I plan on posting a recipe or two soon, so comment with your favorite French dish you’d like to see us make! This weekend we’re heading to the medieval walled city of Carcassonne to get our old stuff fix, so stay tuned.

France: Not Ugly

We’re in Toulouse! It’s hideous and not at all charming but I am trying to give it a chance.

We arrived yesterday afternoon, and in the course of staying up for 28 hours in the interest of skipping lengthy jet lag, (no joke, I think this was the longest I have ever stayed up. Once, in college, I procrastinated writing a paper for so long that I had to stay up “all night” to finish it. I made a pot of coffee and got to writing. At 2am, I gave up and went to bed. I still can’t remember what happened with the paper. Presumably I turned in something and presumably it was acceptable, because I did manage to graduate from college eventually, but I honestly can’t remember) the best we were able to manage upon arrival was going to the grocery store.

And then also Nic made seared duck breast, for which I made a sauce of wine and fresh green plums. Which we enjoyed while sitting on the balcony looking at the boats in the canal as the sun set. Then we had a fresh peach tart for dessert. But that is neither here nor there.

Like I said, France is ugly.

Like I said, France is ugly.

Anyway. The grocery store. Here is a list of weird/amazing things they have:

The French don’t refrigerate their eggs. Not at home, and not at the store. Apparently they don’t wash the eggs when they gather them up (probably from really happy and cultured chickens who roam free around a 300 year old farmhouse) so it makes them never go bad. It’s amazing, and it’s funny to think about how much that would freak people out in America. They have anti-bacterial wipes so you can WIPE DOWN THE HAND GRIP OF YOUR GROCERY CART in the US. I highly doubt unrefrigerated eggs would go over.

This picture is awful because I was trying to limit the idiocy of taking a picture of something in a grocery store by doing it as surreptitiously as possible.

This picture is awful because I was trying to limit the idiocy of taking a picture of something in a grocery store by doing it as surreptitiously as possible. But, as you can see, these eggs are on REGULAR, UN-REFRIGERATED SHELVES!

They have like 14 kinds of pate in the deli counter. They are also very casual about it, as though having many kinds of pate is not magical and rare like a unicorn singing karaoke while wearing a Hawaiian shirt. Also, pate is like $0.43 per pound. In America, pre-made pate is so expensive that it is stupid not to make it yourself, because somehow pre-made pate is $12.32 per pound, but chicken livers are $1.04 per pound. But here, in this magical fairyland of meat snacks, there are a million kinds of pate for no money at all.

Also there are a 492 kinds of cheese, and they are mostly as cheap as the pate. I don’t know how to say the names of any of them, so Nic orders while I stand there trying to look so French that I can’t be bothered to order cheese myself. It’s not that I CAN’T order cheese, it’s that I choose not to.

Also there are 29391 kinds of wine, and it is also painfully cheap. Painful because I drink wine on occasion (ahem) and here, really good wine is available for not very much money.  Although, I did see a bottle of rose from Provence that I have bought a few (ahem) bottles of at Trader Joe’s, for roughly the same price ($6 or so). POINT YOU, AMERICA.

Tl;dr French grocery stores are awesome.

Working title for next post: Everyone in France is Fashionable and Attractive

We are leaving in a week…

and here are the things I am currently worried about:

  1. Not being funny in France
  2. Not having enough reading material on the plane*
  3. Nic being frustrated with my incessant questions**
  4. Never in my life finding shoes that are comfortable AND attractive***
  5. Being the potato in the blog title****

*Nic and I have an ongoing argument about real books vs. e-readers. Nic, ever logical, argues that e-readers provide convenience and portability, not to mention expunging the fear of not having enough reading material on flights. BUT. They gots no soul.

**This fear is not specific to France.

***Is there some kind of conspiracy among the manufacturers of athletic shoes to make it a strong possibility that if you wear them, no one will ever sleep with you again, ever?

**** :(

Why Duck and Potato; Potato’s Story

Duck and Potato. Cute, right?

We’re going to France together for our first big adventure as a couple, so blogging about it seemed appropriate. We are children of the internet, after all. We can’t have an experience and not record it!!

Our first trip is to France, so a blog called Duck and Potato seemed appropriate, because duck and potatoes is 70% of the French diet (how are they not fatties? Just one of the many fascinating mysteries to be uncovered here at Duck and Potato).

Additionally, the name corresponds very well to the two people behind the blog. Though Potato has some serious reservations about it.

*The following conversation has been embellished for humor.

C: Duck and Potato is an adorable blog title, but I’m not being Potato.
N: Why not??
C: POTATO??? That’s horrible!  Who wants to be Potato? Potatoes are like rocks that happen to be semi-edible. And not even pretty rocks.
N: Fine, you can be Duck, I’ll be Potato. Do you have to argue about EVERYTHING?
C: Thank you. And yes.

<some time later>

C: I am Irish and Polish so I guess I should be Potato. Potatoes aren’t so bad, they make an excellent vehicle for BBQ sauce.
N: And ducks are my favorite animal, this fact has been established.
C: That’s true. You love ducks.
N: So you’re Potato and I’m Duck.
C: Arg.

So here we are. Expect jokes, a lot of photos (Duck bought me an amazing camera for my birthday, look for lots of pictures of castles and cheese), and a lot of writing about things we eat and cook.
Duck and Potato, a blog about food and travel.

But mostly jokes. :)

Why a Duck and a Potato?

I’m glad I asked. The potato originated in the New World, just like me and Cat. Once discovered, it quickly traveled across the globe, expanding the culinary experience of those it encountered. Such is our hope for duckandpotato.com

When the potato was having trouble gaining popularity in 18th century France, Louis XVI planted a plot of potatoes and set his most elite guard to watch over it. The local peasants, thinking their king must be keeping something good from them, stole some of the plants and started to grow them themselves. I actually employed a similar strategy when Cat and I first met. Anyway, from that point forward, the potato spread across the French countryside like wildfire.

This might just be Louis XVI receiving a potato.

This might be Louis XVI receiving a potato.

 

“In the course of human history, the potato has been a much greater treasure than gold.”

– Michael Pollan

“How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?” I asked Cat as we discussed the name of our blog.

“None,” she quipped, “and I already know that joke. You already told it to me. Why can’t you be funnier?” she asked rhetorically for the hundredth time.

So be it. If my sense of humor isn’t going to pull my weight on our shared blog, then I’ll have to make up for it elsewhere. Technology skills. A computer brain that can remember everything except where I left that damn coffee mug. The ability to speak French in a land where people really don’t speak anything else. And if those don’t cut it at some point in the future, the ability and willingness learn new stuff.

The duck, a migratory water bird, has always been my favorite animal. The word duck comes from the old english duce, which means to dive. Ducks can dive underwater, fly long distances, float happily, and even waddle from place to place. Some ducks are nomadic, seeking out rain. I happen to enjoy all of those things.

Also, maybe even foremost, ducks are delicious. If there is but one passion I have found in this life, it’s cooking and sharing food. And if there’s anywhere in this world that knows how to cook duck, it’s the the sud-ouest of France.

So it seems appropriate for us to kick off this site with a month long trip to this duck adoring region of the world. One week to go, and more to come, so please keep checking back!